Roleplay Profile of megsrusakameg

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Name: megsrusakameg (What you were expecting my real name?)

Nickname: Meg

Age: Between 1 and 100 (Again, you shouldn't be surprised.)

Sex: Female

Nationality: American.


The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen. - Omid Djalili

Oh Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???' - Billy Connolly

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch. - Jack Nicholson

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming! - Ricky Gervais

I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! - Hawkeye Pierce

"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuytbn pasdlgkhasdfasdf." - Lemony Snicket

And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space...and meaning. - The Criminologist from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

+ Casino of the Damned
+ Death Note: What Could Have Been
+ A Little Love in the Big Easy
+ Welcome to the Club

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