Roleplay Profile of Keilvavon42

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Roleplay Characters

Kevin, Bradley the Storyteller (Brad), Keil von Fourt II, Damian, Kevin the Wanderer, Tony Ried, Elijah Skarborough, Keil von Fourt II (bad hair day), The Shadow, Kyle Kirk Kwiatkowski, Dr. Kale Targrin, Jared Marxon, Victor Morgan, Michael Miller, Traveling Carpenters, Bradly (Brad) Clerval, Seekers: Abe, Matt, Eric, Terah, Brad, Grin Slider, Victor von Fourt, Mixxy, Kevin Frankenstyne, Zabashi Keise, Cosmina von Fourt, Kakashi

Role Play Profile


Legend of a War
A tale of love and of death
A Haiku Story...

What is a Haiku?
It's very simple:
1)It's a Japanese style of poetry.
2)It consists of three lines.
3)The first and third have 5 syllables each, and the middle has 7.
EX: The very first words
At the top of this thingy,
Are all a Haiku.


Now for the story,
The tail that I have promised....
I'll work on it soon......

Tis a horrid thing,
This writer's block I'm having.
Starting's the trouble......

I love it because
You actually think it's true!
That's funny to me...


I hate poetry.
But I'd make an exception
To have you love me...

I hate poetry.
But I'd make an exception
If you'd sleep with me...

...I ruined the mood, didn't I...

Roses are red, and
violets are blue. All my base
are belong to you.


...................................................................................................................


Anyway...

About me:
(These aren't in any particular order...)

I'm a guy.

I'm a bit dyslexic, so it takes me a while to read and post, but it doesn't effect my work. ;)

I can post about every other day.

I'm a literate writer. Period -no in-between and no slacking on my part. That means long or average-length posts with minimal grammar mistakes and I try my hardest to make characteristically accurate and exciting posts and characters.

I love having complicated and messed-up characters because they're a challenge and super fun to write and use in RPs! ;D

I also love putting my characters through traumatic and very stressful situations. It's fun! *D
But don't get me wrong, I'm not a sadist or have pent-up emotions -it just makes for interesting story material and makes the characters more relatable to the average person to have flaws and inner stresses.

I have been known to RP in a few romances, but I usually RP actions/suspense and have my character getting over some character flaw or situation. This is because I simply go crazy trying to play a predictable, stereotypical, stable character.

I don't RP women. I just can't do it -I suck. Well, I can do the secondary female character well enough, but that's easy because I don't have to get into their head and assign alternative motives, secrets, motivations, and pasts -the kinds of things that basically make the character original and real/relatable/believable. I guess this is just one of my weaknesses in writing. :/

I can RP bi characters, but not gay. I've got nothing against gay characters or others' gay/bi characters hitting on my straight/bi ones, I just can't play a gay one any better than I can play a woman character -my mind just stops working.

My favorite type of RP is one with a complicated yet stable storyline, usually involves some sort of superpower, humor, action, and is full of literate RPers.
My all-time favorite RP I've been a part of is Something Not Lame (still in progress).
My favorite character I've played is Kevin, a character in a HEROES fan-fic. I didn't write him very well, but he's the crazy I always reference back to with all my insane characters I've written.) He remains my favorite character.
It died, though -like many other epic ones with a lot of potential. Lesson learned: don't RP with someone you're dating... or others who are dating each other...

I don't tend to like cussing or bluntly dirty language. It's one of my pet-peeves, but I won't say anything about it unless it gets serious. I do write my characters to cuss when it's appropriate for them to, but I believe that's just good writing. I don't personally exceed "crap."

I'm not a pervert -though I can play one (who can't?). I am, however, kind of a flirt... ;3

My birthday's August 20, 1990. I'm 22.
I'm currently single.

I was born in Alaska.
I live in Texas.
I went to Colorado for a week and climbed a mountain.
I love the outdoors. I love camping and fishing and FIRE!!! @.@
I went to Tokyo, Japan in the summer of 2010 for about a week and a half. Had a great time! Learned I LOVE sushi!!!
I can impersonate any accent very well. Except German, that one needs a bit of work...

My real name is -lol! Yah right. ;D Just call me Keil. o_o Or is that my real name?......
My user name: Keil va von 42
Keil= German for "Clumsy Person" .........v.v I just now looked that up...
Va: apparently a universal, all-around abbreviation and anagram for helpful, wisdom enhancing, and knowledgeable things. I had no idea about this when I wrote it in my username -it just sounded cool. Now it sounds cooler!
Von: German for "of." I don't actually spekin German. I am working on Japanese, though. And my high-school Spanish has stuck with me pretty well.
42: ever seen Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? If not, then never mind...


Roleplays
+ Apocalyptic Powers 2.0 (Closed)
$ Something Not Lame
+ Apocalyptic Powers OOC
+ Apocalyptic Powers
$ The Best Thing You'll Never See


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