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Roleplay Profile of Yes_ARealDumbass
Threads: 7 / Posts: 129 / Profiles: 30Status: Offline or lurking
Last Seen: 70 days 22 hours 50 minutes 37 seconds ago
Joined: 361 days 14 hours 35 minutes 57 seconds ago
Shiny Objects: 7963248
Roleplay Characters
Yunmei Kawagima, EdxRoy <3, WIN., Father and Son; The McPhersons, Yukinari Uehara, Friday November, Shit~~, <3 Just, win.<3, Raiden Hijikata, Hitsugaya Toushiro, Ranma Saotome, Dylan O'Reilly, Hibiki Ryoga, Roy Mustang, Emery Linden, Not a thing., Hollow Montgomery, SUDDENLY., Some Pokemon..., Maharu Tachibana, Story Halle, Brett Hazelton, Devinne Sydenstryker, Neve Amicci, Cavden Pratt, Avanti Weaver, Naima Tove Brunnei, Manjula Newheart, Yanisin Naim, Prudence O'BrienRole Play Profile
For those of you waiting for a post in a more literate thread, I do apologize, my keyboard is acting up because my douche bag brother put ice cream all over it. I've been trying to type things up on my iPod, but the longer posts kill it and I had to restart one post three times because of it. My aunt is bringing a spare keyboard tomorrow, June 31st, so please bear with me! DX
||Name: Yardsy, Dumbass, Peaches||
||Age: 14||
||Gender: Pokemon MASTER.||
||Star Sign: Scorpio, jealous bitches. =w=||
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||Currently: Online/Offline/Lurking||
~!-Risk Something, Take What's Yours. Say something you know they might attack you for."-!~
Ring around the rosy,
Pocket full of Posy!
Ashes!
Ashes!
We all fall down.
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||Post Length: 300 to 5000 characters||
||Common Genres:||
||Fantasy||
||Anime||
||Medieval/Feudal Times||
||Yaoi||
||Realistic Fiction||
Quotes:
"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once."
"I have discovered that I scream the same way if I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
"Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Have no fear of perfection, you will never reach it."
Pokemon Masters want: Friends:_ ~ To be loved:_ ~ To catch them all: X
Quotes by Friends and I:
'There is no Jon, there is only Zool.' ~ Jon Best, 14
'Reptiles are the reason I can't swim in southern states. I hope they all freeze someday...' ~Me
'I put my cat on Dad's treadmill to piss them both off. Now I have scratches all over me and I STILL can't watch TV. Fuck.' ~ Nathaniel Carter, 18
'I've heard that hookers are pretty God damn resilient. Excellent life skills training. Let's ALL be whores!' ~Unnamed Comedian, she hates her name. World's smartest 12 year old.
'There's a bitch born every five minutes and they're all being groomed to come to THIS school. This shit just got real, brah! I say we call Gladiators and be all like, "Hey, you should put a weekly segment in on bitchez? 'Cause all you need to do is come to period one in my school, and they throw DOWN.'' ~Milo Miran, 15
'Here's an idea. I'll give you a spoon so you can eat my ass.' ~Movie quote, used by the almighty Drew Karpov, 22, usually drunk.
'Oh, Taurice? I think I seent' him walkin' down the street with what's-his-bitch... Dunno, Whorehead something or other. Have fun girl, and if you need kerosene you let me know.' ~Kira Karpov, 14, an extremely pale white girl with BOSS dialects.
If you go out in the woods today,
You're in for a big surprise.
If you go out int the woods today,
Be sure to go in digsuise.
For every bear that ever there was,
Is gathered there for certain because,
Today's the day the teddy bears have their piii~cnic.
Every teddy bear who's been good is in for a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat,
And wonderful games to play.
Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
They'll hide and seek as long as they please,
Cause that's the way the teddy bears have their piii~cnic!
Teddy Bear Picnic verse One
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Friend Corner:
You two are hilarious, I think I'll keep you~ n,n
You may sit on my head and be my yaoi loving partner in crime all you want. :>
Roleplays
$ For KuroGarou$ The Art of Loving 1x1 ~Yaoi~ Semi-Literate
+ CLICK.ME. 1x1 ~Yaoi~
$ Dumbass Sample Thread
$ Fate's Games 1x1 ~Semi-Lit~Closed for d1gn17y
$ Fate's Games 1x1 ~Semi-Lit~Closed for Simply_Random
$ Fate's Games 1x1 ~Semi-Lit~ Closed for RecklessDreamer
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