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well... let's just say I am
I am a big pervert lol watch out
A Girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me that you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself. It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash, but only one survived."
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that
the breaks weren't working but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last
Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if