Roleplay Profile of DarkandLight

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Status: Offline or lurking
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Joined: 3 years 23 days 1 hours 2 minutes 32 seconds ago
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Roleplay Characters

Nikki, Ryu, Toyota, Peke, Luca, Rion, Halloween, Dakota(guy form), Natsume, Jordan, Spencer, DJ, Sasuke(Neko form), Alexis, Kross Train, Justin, Alice, Panda, Jake, Dex, Taco Waffles, Luke, Umi, Drew, Megan Valentine, Zora, Nick, Majesta, Ash, Alex(Dude), Alex(Chick), Tyler, Lu-Lu and Luka, Kyle, Hunter, Missy, Dakota(girl form), James(Left)and Ryan(Right), Kiah(Left) and Kyla(Right), Erik, Dustin, Xavier, Snow and Bizarre, Travier, Kai, Minitokyo(Right) and Sayori(Left), Katie(Katt), Julias

Role Play Profile

Name: Toyota And No, Motherfuckers, I am not a goddamn Transformer!!
Age:I can drink, smoke, work and kick your ass and I'm still under 21! OH YEAH!
Sex:...Drop your pants!
Sexuality: Bi-sexual! And I'm loving it!
ES Status:Single
RL Status:Single
I'm awesome...point blank
I'm not good with being a Girl for rps so I asked my friend Bun-Bun to do it but I do some.She has a profile of her own so she gets real annoyed when I ask her to do a rp for me that includes a girl but she likes to help me out.I hate stuck-up,rude,know-it-all,racist,Drama Kings or Queens,fake,lying,disrespectful,bullies,acting people.
If you got a problem with me just Pm me and we will settle out differenance.I like making friends and I hate fake friends.

92% of to days youth have gone to rap and pop.If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this on your profile<3


99%of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump. If you are the 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3Dglasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status

Friends here
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Kohako
KittyKitKat
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My Little Kitten


Yaoi example of how I post as a Seke leaning towards an Uke.

Alexander stood there, drunken with fright. He thought he was going to choke on his own tears. He was in pain, hurting for the abuse. His pulse was racing, he thought his heart was going to burst. Codie held his hand on to the male of the same age. "Come now, Zander. You'll just get hurt even more. You can't fight back because you're a filthy little Sadist." The white hair that framed Codie's face bounced slightly as he laughed. His bright green eyes, pure and beautiful, glowed with lustful pleasure. Alexander wanted to scream, he wanted to run away, he wanted to kill his brother for doing this to him. "No! Leave me alone! Don't get any closer to me Brother, I hate you." The boy screamed at the top of his lungs. His black hair shoulder length hair was grabbed brutally by his brother. His shiny gold eyes were filled with complete and absolute horror as he stared into the face of his twin brother. " What did you say to me? Alexander, you shall not use the fucking vile, disgusting tone with me." Codie spat then connected his knee to Alexander's chest. He gasped and tried to scream. Codie threw him on the bed and got on top of him, pinning Alexander's hands above him. "Ouch..." He groaned out then thrashed as Codie ripped his shirt off. He didn't want this, he didn't want to do this with his own brother. It was weird and abnormal to him. Codie smiled and tugged his pants off. "Brother...please don't do this..." He began to cry as the male's tongue made contact with his chest. Alexander blushed hard and moans slightly. "S......stop......I don't....like this....." He breathed out. He mind did want any of this even as he got hard and Codie began to violate him from the back with two wet fingers.

That's enough for now Kiddies. ^^

(Friends!!)

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda
ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a
condom on.
Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool,
but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback
redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude,
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
(repeat 4x)
They hump sheep (repeat 3x)

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these
stereotypes.

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep


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