![[[.. Natasha Romanova {Black Widow} ..]] [[.. Natasha Romanova {Black Widow} ..]]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yfj7aoig1rn5fgzo1_500.gif)
OOC: Sorry I disappeared last night.
Steve: |Walks out of his room, then sits on the couch pulling out his notepad, doodling.|

Tony: You're not going to be clueless for too long.
/gets up, finds the strongest he's got, & pours Clint a glass./ Drink the entire bottle. You might need to. > >'
OOC;; Sorry I vanished yesterday. ;;COO
![Clint Barton [Hawkeye] Clint Barton [Hawkeye]](http://i.imgur.com/Mi9eO.png)
Clint: Clearly I missed something. Get me the hardest liquor you have, then.

Tony: ... /purses his lips. He was hoping for someone a little easier./
...Aaall right.
I don't think I have even a chance with Thor, with the whole Goldy Locks thing & what not, but...
/looks at Clint./ > > Get as drunk as you can.
![Clint Barton [Hawkeye] Clint Barton [Hawkeye]](http://i.imgur.com/Mi9eO.png)
Clint: /blinks/ I heard my name. What did I do?
![[[.. Natasha Romanova {Black Widow} ..]] [[.. Natasha Romanova {Black Widow} ..]]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yfj7aoig1rn5fgzo1_500.gif)
Nat: [Shamelessly smirks and thinks for a moment]
I have one.
Tony, for you to hold your end of the deal, I want you to either have man on man sex with Clint or Thor.

Tony: Definitely, because Nat & Pepper are going to have sex next. /shameless smirk on his face./
Pepper: o//o'...
U-um, okay.
/gulps./ Fine.
So... Natasha, who should Tony sleep with to keep up his end of the deal?
Tony: < <' Killjoy.
![Clint Barton [Hawkeye] Clint Barton [Hawkeye]](http://i.imgur.com/Mi9eO.png)
Clint: /scratches his head/ Well now. I need to man up.
..
..
All posts are either in parody or to be taken as literature. This is a roleplay site. Sexual content is forbidden.