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I don't know why I'm saying all of this. Not like you care, right?

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What do I do when I'm feeling depressed? I look up South Park GIFs, of course.




lol Cartman's little habit of being a total dick never fails to make me smile.

  The Girl On The Moon / Butters / 8y 277d 10h 34m 53s
Six years... It's been six years... And now you decide to contact her? After you told her that you hated her and abandoned her? I had to watch her cry today... Because of the card you sent her for her birthday... After six years of no word... I don't know what to think.


I don't trust you. I never want to see you again. And, I swear, if you just break her heart again... I will find you and fuck your shit up. It doesn't matter that we're sisters. You abandoned me too... for no reason... and I will never forgive that. Especially because of what you did to her, though.


That woman is your mother. And she's so fucking devoted that she's blinded by her love. If you manipulate that... it would be a new low for you. And I promise to make you regret it if you do that. You've already made me ashamed of you... don't make me completely despise you on top of that.

  The Girl On The Moon / Butters / 8y 277d 10h 43m 59s
"Do you guys know why nobody else at school likes hanging out with you? Because you're always doing stuff like this. You're always coming up with some stupid idea to do something, and then it backfires, and then you end up in some foreign country, or in outer space or something. That's why no one likes hanging out with you guys."


"Was there ever a moment when you guys first came up with the genius plan to become a Peruvian flute band that any of you said; 'Hey, you know? This plan might backfire.' [long silent pause] No, that never occurred to you. Because you guys are jerks. And you never learn from your mistakes. And that's why everyone at school thinks you guys are assholes."


"He's the luckiest kid in the world. If I could say 'shitballs' to the principal, I would be soooo happy."


Craig: "I'm being a dick." Stan: "Yes." Craig: "You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru and I'm being a dick."


"See, this is why bad things always happen to you. Because when you come across an ancient, spooky ruin, you say, 'Let's check it out.'"


Why does this make me laugh so hard? x'DDD Craig Tucker, I love you~ <3

  The Girl On The Moon / Butters / 8y 280d 11h 50m 59s
"But sometimes the sad things in life open our eyes up. They help us learn."


I've learned enough, thank you. :/

  The Girl On The Moon / Butters / 8y 281d 5h 4m 37s
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