New Features

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Flash Chat

You can use these commands in flash chat.
CommandActionExample
/duckenable @usering/wak
/eSearches eliteskills/e WolvenGlade
/gSearches google/g multitasking makes you dumb
/lI'm feeling luck google search/l erlang
/ySearches youtube/y laughing baby
/iSearch google images/i rage comic
/pbSearch photobucket/pb anime
/imgurSearch imgur/imgur cats
/flickrSearch Flickr/flick autumn
/mSearches for manga/m death note
/dsearches deviantart/d drawing
/sSearches stumbleupon/s optical illusions
/wSearches wikipedia/w dunning kruger
/defineDefines a word/define bellicose
/uDefine slang words/u dookie
/rSearches reddit/r noam chomsky
/aSearches amazon/a asus eee
/imdbSearches imdb movie ratings/imdb flubber
/metaSearches metacritic/meta XIV
/steamSearches steampowered/steam team fortress
/vgmSearches for video game music/vgm megaman
/lastSearches last.fm/last beatles
/grooveSearches grooveshark/groove weird al
/ngSearches newgrounds animations/music/ng salad fingers
/tumblrSearches tumblr/tumblr I just bought
/twitterSearches twitter/twitter my cat is
/forumSearches forums/forum trainear.com
/ggSearches googlegroups/gg python programming
/pGoogle products search/p android tablet
/eduSearches educational courses/edu photography
/delSearches delicious.com/del top 100

/facebook, /gmail, /todo, also work, but accept no arguments. They directly go to facebook, gmail, and google calendar respectively.

Subject to change

You are free to suggest commands/features. This is just a quickstart. Please use the flash chats. They do not store messages permanently, so they are ideal for chatting. The main chat is not realtime, and stores messages permanently wasting a lot of space.

Roleplay Reply. Do not chat here. (50 character limit.)

Custom Pic URL: Text formatting is now all ESV3.

Roleplay Responses

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I don't mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.

Because, even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...motherfucker

You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive ...
la la la la la…

Because my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What did they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.

My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
  Guardian of Kindness / McShamrockShake / 6y 169d 14h 25m 56s
Everytime I go to dinner
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk; they're not able
When I look at them I find
there's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy now because...

My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way that I walk,
that makes them think that I like...boys
That I like boys

The goddamn question just wont go away
and I get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is not a disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" (That's...funny)
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear, because

My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.

My whole family now suspects,
Watching Spongebob had side-effects.
I'm not gay and that's what I said,
If I'm gay, hey God strike me dead.

Just cause I'm afraid of the sn
  Guardian of Kindness / McShamrockShake / 6y 169d 14h 28m 30s
I̖̐ͫͥ͑̿ ͓͈̖͇͖̩w̻͉̰̾͂͆i̅҉̥̫͙l͕̥̊ͩͯ̎͐l̬̠̮͔͛̂ͮ͂̇̎ ̜͈̱̱ͣͣ̈́ͭ͊e̼̼̽a̷̼̘͇̠̬̟̯ͩͭͤ͗͌̆̎t͈̋ͣ͑̂̀ ͍̍̾̇͋y͈̦̞̬̤͇̞͡ò͕̞͍̫͙u̱̥̰͎͗ͪr͎̟̬̤̰̙̜ ̳͙̝l̲̝̞̯̿u̶̞͚̝̬̘̿̋̆̅n̞͖͈ͪ̽̃ͦ͠g̩ͦ͆s͚̼͓̘̲̏̒̎̇̋ͭ̆̀ͅ ̧̞̗̖̘̪̺̞ͣ̃ͫw̹͇̤̭̰͍ͩh̓́̕i̲l̛̖͚̯ͫ̔̿ͤe̬̥͕̪͕̼ ̴͕̩̓ͫ̈ͮ͊ȳ̷̤̪͛̐̐ͭo̹̮̣̱̭͑̄ͧ͆ͪ̚u̟͈̓̇́ ͈͈ͫͯͫş͔lͯͯ̔̑e̓e͇̻͚͚͔͑ͫ͛ͅp͇͓̳͎͚̑̈͛̕.͙̟̂ͯͭ͒̊́ ̛̥̟̳͂N̵̯̠̜̦̯̰ͮ̈́o͊ͤ̈̿͏̯̬ ͛ͥ̈́̀ô͖̺͢n̶̈̿̀͌ẹ̻̔̂͛ͦ͑͟ ͔̲̥̭̱̦̈́̒̐ͯẇ̜̺̣̖͓̜̰͛́̑͗ì͚̣l͈͓̲̈́ͭ͌ͨ̈̓ͅľ̤ ͓̜̭͍ͩ̍ͭ̅ͪ͛̾h͇͜e̠͙̳̗̿ͭ̓̒̂a̘͚͉̞ͯͮ̇ͧ̓̇r̙̿͑͋̀͋ͣ̄͘ ͚ͪ̅̆ͤ̉͆ỳ͍͓̑̋̆͂̈́̚ō̡̰̣̯̙̙̹̚ù̵̦̒ͩ ͈̗̱͞s̸̎ͤ̂ͫͪ̾ͥc̻͎̪̦̹̈́̓̉̅̒́r̨̠͗͋̊̈́̎̒ͨe͉͔͈̪͖͑ͣ̎͘ą͖̩̮̦͓͔̱ͪͮ́ͧͩ̽̄m̻̋̓̉̅̉̚.̶͖̦̝̟ͥ̔̋̆̽̎̏
  Sylveria / Jon_the_assassin / 6y 209d 14h 1s
Hm.
  Fushimi Saruhiko / psychotic-primate / 6y 218d 12h 20m 12s
hi
  Oranges / 6y 319d 5h 53m 55s
everybody is silent
  gumby / Jon_the_assassin / 7y 27d 19h 57m 58s
hi
  iloveroses4ever / 7y 120d 23h 56m 58s
New feature here, Jimmy. Probably explain it?
  Xochimilco / 7y 134d 8h 49m 34s
we also need a thingy that asks 'are you SURE you want to delete this message?' Because I have deleted a dozen messages by accident that i have not read yet
  Lohi Kahaulelio / MistetDreamer / 7y 141d 13h 11m 37s
/twitter purple aki
  True Gentleman / WolfieGoesRAWR / 7y 143d 20h 34m 22s
We REALLY need a sentbox.

I send PMs sometimes only for the person I pm not get the message or something. That means instead of going to a sent box and just resending the thing, I have to type everything up all over again. It's EXTREMELY annoying.

Please, a sentbox would be so helpful.
  Sophia Garten / katey1801 / 7y 165d 11h 33m 33s
hi i am sheena
  iloveroses4ever / 7y 201d 22h 50m 57s
-her tail sways as she nodded- any time
  kitty 2 / EternalSnow / 7y 227d 11h 22m 41s
Thanks anyway though ^_^
  Jon / Jon_the_assassin / 7y 227d 11h 31m 7s
Ok
  kitty 2 / EternalSnow / 7y 227d 11h 32m 39s
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