[center [size10 when you just a smol khajiit necromancer killing other necromancers and this pretty blue dragon is all "hey let's talk" so you're like "fuck yeah lit time to be besties" but then he just threatens to kill you if don't leave elsweyr and now you're offended and heartbroken cause he was really pretty and you don't want to fight him you just wanna like learn his secrets and why he using some white bitch as a puppet but he's too angry and just want you dead now so you gotta prolly kill him at a later date and you're not looking forward to that cause that's a waste of a beautiful spicy boi such as him.]]
[center [size10 long story short elsweyr shoulda given me the fucking option to befriend the fucking dragons gfdi]]
[center [size10 note to self, listen to your dreams more cause we at 3 that have been vaguely correct predictions. Granted I would have preferred this one to stay a dream and not be real but whatever. Universe coulda just been like "yo dont go to walmart yo living space gonna flood" but nah give me a dream where I come home to shit flooded and me going to suga all "yo wtf is this???" And her being "yo wtf idk" and me waking up all "please god I dont want that shit" because apparently we was gonna get that shit just instead suga at work and I came home to it wanting to just try and drown myself in it like gee golly why can't I have positive predictions universe???]]
I knew this would happen, the stupid thing is you told me it would happen and yet I was the stupid idiot for believing differently. I honestly thought if you were here and got the PS4 that things will be different, but oh boy was a I wrong. I was so wrong, I tried helping you with the game and you had a go at me for it, so I'm just going to leave you alone with the game. If you want to spend time with me, then you will. Other then that I should stop trying.
[center [size10 I love that y'all wanna ask me to do shit for yall but if it came down to it i dont think yall would do the same for me. If circumstances were different hell yeah I'd jump on this shit but they're not and I'm not feeling it so no. No I'm not doing it even though at this point you're telling me. You're not my manager. Please back off.]]
[center [size10 also if I could stop have premonitions in my dreams that'd be nice cause idk if I should blame the nyquil or the preshadow at this point. The first one was vague af but the second one was pretty accurate to what I woke up to.]]
Me: *goes on a rant about otps to my boy*
Neon: *goes on a rant about tv shows and otps to me*
Me: wow we really the same person
[center [size10 So Weaver had his first molt a few days ago, I'm very proud of him. He a big boi.
In not so great news, Aleks' brother's dog is going to have to be put down. She has progressively gotten more an more aggressive over the past few years though we all thought her too protective to ever hurt his brother. Welp, that was found out to not be correct today, when she bit him on the face. Since dogs feed off people's energy so much, my best guess is that since he has aspergers and tended to have A LOT of blowing up, aggressive, violent outbursts, it trained his dog to always be on edge and aggressive when he'd get worked up. Which again, was a LOT. Even now that he's been much better, she's still in a "be ready to attack" mode whenever he gets even a little upset. She'd never drawn blood before though. I even tried bringing her away from him once to come play with Pippy and Misha since she likes them and likes me. But nope, she started showing signs of aggression and I wasn't about to chance my dogs getting attacked. This morning his brother just reached to grab one of his cookies and she repeatedly bit him on the face, leaving three punctures around his eye. Thankfully she didn't get ON his eye or it would have been much worse. We haven't let her around him since and his mom contacted a trainer friend of hers to see if there would be anything he could do and he advised that if shes been getting progressively worse and now has attacked HER person as well, she really just needs to be put down. We could work with her to get her behaved but that would require his brother to take more responsibility with her and he was never ready for that sort of thing even in the beginning. And no one really wants to chance him getting bit again in the time it'd take to get her back to normal. It's really a shame because I did like her and always felt bad for her cause his brother is always ignoring her to play video games. Don't get me wrong, I play video games a lot too, but ask anyone who's been in any sort of call with me or who's seen my instagram and you'll know how I can't do anything without doting on them atleast 1k times a day. They fucking lay on my chest and arms while I play shit on my computer for Christ's sake. You know how dead they make my arms by doing that?
Also strange that I can rough house with Misha and she can bite the fire out of my fingers and hands yet have enough control to not EVER draw blood. I'd like to think it's because of me letting her know and proactively teaching her what's too rough not to mention Pippy and Misha play fight all the time, snarling and growling and biting (playfully) till their heart's content. And with that playing comes them giving signs when the biting is too hard. They learn bite inhibition. Which his brother's dog CAN'T know because she's too aggressive to play with other dogs to learn and he never plays with her. And now she won't have the chance.
You know, it's no secret I take joy in fucking with humans. I don't like a majority of them so it's fun to poke and prod and aggravate until they're left a mess knowing full well they can shut off the computer to prevent it all. That brings me satisfaction. Yet I feel for animals in a way I could never feel for humans. As much as I revel in the suffering of humanity, the suffering of animals will never bring me anything but sorrow and a desire for things to not end badly. Animals that are pets rely on people to care for and guide them into a healthy and happy existence. So when things like this happen, it truly does infuriate me to my core to know that had the proper care been there, this wouldn't have happened. I joke about me not taking care of my dogs just cause Misha won't stop being a loud mouth or cause Pippy wants her nose in every plate of food everyone holds, or cause Pippy half the time doesn't know what sit means.. but regardless of those things, which aren't necessary for them to be happy or healthy, I believe I've done a damn good job with them.
They have so much fucking love for me and I have an endless amount of love for them. They're healthy, they eat more expensive food than I do, they get so much affection and they're free to really just do whatever they want. Sure I'd love for them to both sit at the same time or to stay when I ask them to. To stop barking when I tell them shush. But fuck, they're just dogs being dogs man, how can I be disappointed in myself for them not being perfectly well behaved statues when they are overjoyed to just be here and share their space, love, and life with me.
I'm sorry this has to happen to his dog, but hopefully this will serve as a turning point for them. They need to shape up and do right by those dogs like I do right by mine. No slacking off and no ignoring bad signs. I will help where I can, but they won't ever learn by me taking care of their dogs and their responsibilities. I have my own pets well being to take care of. That's just how it is. Sad though it may be. ]]
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Neon on the topic of not being able to take medication: My Brita filter broke
I love this child so fucking much lmaaaaoooo
also big chest pains please save us black plague children
we dying of a curable disease
all because we poor
tbt when I dragged my ES ex on JE, hope you're getting laid, my dude. You def need it LMAO. All my exes do tbh. Except you, Ryan, get fucked in the ass. And Chris I guess. Manipulative weird cunt tbh. Also pls @ me back, Devon, I miss your hoe ass. Did not appreciate being ghosted for five years.
[center [size10 y'all are welcome those things are from sick, dying me who doesnt make any fucking sense. Also drinking so much tea imma prolly turn into a tea bag. Yeet for making poor life choices cause I'm sick, but gotta go to work tomorrow regardless of how shitty I feel.]]
[center [size10 just me and suga casually dying in a basement nbd]]
[center [size10 oh added bonus best boi came in the mail today. Yeet]]
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Neon: I thanked the toilet.
Neon: I want to throw myself in a wood chipper.
Me: If you do it, I’ll do it, too. We can hold hands.
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[center [size10 So Desmond and our friend Ren are going to come visit Rome in two weeks. Hopefully the Gojira movie is still playing because it was absolutely fantastic and I want them to experience it in theaters at least once. We're gunna get a hotel that night and hang out around town. Get some Hibachi, go to the mall and all the pet stores. I can't wait, shit's gunna be lit. Also we'll try to play some DnD since all three of us are going to be in person.
It'll be chill to spend that much time together too cause we've had some plans for room mates for a while now but it seems like the one that's the closest to working would be Ren. Now if I can just get him to stop calling me the Egyptian.
In other news, Weaver, the bigger of the two spiders has made a slingy thing. And he's grown like a lot. So I'm thinking he might be about to molt soon. Another update I've been waiting on making until I tried something, one of the mice died the other week.
We had two mice in one tank and one mouse in another tank cause she was too scared of the others to be with them anymore. One of the two that were together died. So we had the lone mouse and the motherly mouse left. The one of the two that was left in the double tank was always the one that was nicest to the lone mouse, so I gave them time to remeet eachother. They did great together, so I decided to reset a tank and see how they did together with smells from both of them. Again, they did fantastic.
So now, they're living happily together which is a big relief, I didn't want the one that had company to get depressed being alone now and she looked like she was getting bad. Now they both look great. And they cuddle together in the same hide too, which is a perfect sign. Woo.]]
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is amazing!
Also, I have to pick a mystery cosplay for my friend. The rules are, I can't pay for anything. I just pick it out and he gives me the funds to buy it for him. Then reveal it the day of con. This should be fun.
[center [size10 I'm neon, and this is jack ass for this stunt were totally swerving healthy coping mechanisms by self medicating tf out ourselves to feel less like killing ourselves and only slightly succeeding in it. Yeet the life right outta my body, steve-o]]
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