Wolvenglade Must Stay in ES Petition

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Replies: 72 / 9 years 42 days 14 hours 51 minutes 53 seconds

WolvenGlade has decided to get a job

This begs the obvious questions

  • Who gave him permission? I sure didn't! Did he even ask permission!?
  • Does he think he's too good for us? Now that he's a salary man?
  • What is this job and is it only temporary?
  • How will this affect his ES posting schedule? What will become of him?
  • What can we do to stop him!?
  • Does he not get enough fulfillment from us? Why would he need a job? What could he possibly buy that would make him happier than spending all day in ES?

How this affects you

  Wolven is the senior executive head Elite Skills erlang coder. He has been working on the ES realtime chat systems day and night. If he goes to work somewhere else it means the chat system will never be a reality. We'll have to rely on morninghell... Wolven is also the inspiration for all features we've added and site architecture. We'll be losing a key player in the coding/creativity field. Sure, we don't pay him, but we do throw him a bone every now and then and tell him he's doing a good job.

Why This Cannot be Allowed

 As you all may know longterm ES exposure corrupts youthes in not fully understood ways. Although we've had a lot of members, very few live into their 20s, the last known user to try to leave ES and get a humble job was MaxMillion, and he's dead now, probably. The only place wolven can safely lurk is the eliteskills. There is no other home. Additionally furries do not have souls so they cannot be trusted to make decisions on their own.

Please sign the petition.

  A short note on why wolven should not be able get a job and should stay home lurking ES will be enough. Also contact him with your personal appeal if you wish. If we get 1000 names we can call upon political powers in his local legislature to intervene and prevent this travesty. Get him back home, in front of his computer screen, lurking ES, where he belongs.

Thank you for your understanding,
We can do this!

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Roleplay Responses

He tends to keep things ship shape around here and I do miss the grumpy git [i Smiles and signs]
  Tessa Black / Nullification / 4y 359d 16h 3m 24s
Hmmm Wolven getting a job, I think he should be able to whatever he chooses, its not like he will NEVER return to ES, I have been gone for two years and have returned. He will too.
  Kiahtah / kiahtah / 7y 28d 13h 59m 28s
He has been a constant inpiration when I first came to this sight and still now.

*sign*
  Clarissa Graynor / NinjaKitten / 8y 101d 4h 34m 1s
Wolven can not leave, He has helped em so much.
I will not allow me to leave.

I here by sign this Petition.
  ♫Constantine♫ / XxTheArcadeFirexX / 8y 104d 8h 57m 18s
We must never allow this, so I humbly sign this petition *Signs*
  Mark Wind / ShadowClaw / 8y 211d 23h 55m 8s
Wait, Wolven has disappeared? Sound the Calvary. Get the fucking army. I need him! Dx
  MoonShadow / MoonShadow / 8y 215d 9h 19m 54s
If wolven never returns im leaving.... :(
  Shina Shekral (Dark Elf) / kasuaman / 9y 24d 11h 53m 8s
Signed


MistressLegacy
  Clovis La Britannia / MistressLegacy / 9y 24d 13h 48m 58s
Consider this petition signed by Fushen.
  Fushen / Fushen / 9y 25d 12h 16m 15s
Signed.
-Mimami.
  Minami. / MistressMinamiSama / 9y 26d 11h 38m 35s
Signed

Kasuaman!!!!

HUZZAH
  Shina Shekral (Dark Elf) / kasuaman / 9y 27d 5h 10m 25s
Signed

Madaranagisa
  Noah Zallaster / madaranagisa / 9y 28d 1h 34m 20s
Signed,

Jaylee
  Ashley / Jaylee / 9y 28d 15h 36m 17s
Dun do it!

Signed,
Lost_Neji
  Luka / Lost_Neji / 9y 29d 9h 10m 58s
Don't you do it, Wolven!

Signed,
Vicious
  Vicious / ViciousMarrow / 9y 30d 3h 57m 12s
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