can you use a straw to have a temporary liquid diet
I fucking hate getting wisdom teeth removed cause it makes your jaw hurt
don't break the phone. i dont have another to give you
Ugh I'mma wind up snapping my phone in half by the time I make it to Boston that how cranky of a neon I am
I got a bat, it's not the safest way but it'll work.
I should try sleeping before I get to Boston cause I'm so hella cranky it's not even funny right now
I know what actual cold is, I've lived places where it snowed
So....I just got called a hick cause I like country music...but I like older country
What Florida considers cold isn't actually cold amy
Trust me I've lived a Maine winter I know cold and this is coming from someone who grew up in florida
All these random ass Valentines wishes today, about to beat some people up. ùwú
Florida has crazy weather, it's hot one day, cold the next then it starts fucking raining
It's warm on this bus compared to when I came up in July from florida.
I meant to put its colder in the house than outside
uh...? Okay? Tbh, I have no idea what that/who that is... Who/what is it?
Is Colbert iin thr most than it is outside right now
Brrrrr!! No, it's hot once you get used to Germany's.
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