Introduce Thineself

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Binx is upstairs currently but I'll be sure to lay on top of him and give him a big ol' smoochie for you.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 3d 1h 31m 27s
oh boy, buck grease is the worst! i get it all the time
  darkpains / 3d 1h 32m 26s
Is it bad that I have tons of hot sauce and other sauces in my fridge??
  amyumino / 3d 1h 55m 51s
Give binx bonx magonx a kiss for me
A really big and annoying one that is lowkey smothering
  ᴅɪɴσ / fkuropinion / 3d 1h 56m 28s
Thats cute. My moms cat mostly stayed in the basement but we traded rooms with her. Our room was upstairs and hers was in the basement. Now ours is and it's basically 3 rooms put together. We recently started bringing her into the room and the dogs mostly ignore her and she's usually a dick but shes been eating up the new attention and comfy place to stay
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 2h 1m 46s
Oh damn

This heat needs to go away or I swear to Goddess man
  amyumino / 3d 2h 7m 52s
Binx is an attention whore. I could probably yeet him into the stratosphere and he'd purr on his way.

Yuna and Aerith aren't as bath keen.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 3d 2h 8m 0s
Some of my snakes do that. Most of them just be lil cuties. I gotta feed three of em today. But my sleep schedule is fucked currently so I only just woke up a bit ago. My colubrids gotta eat and I gotta feed my leopard geckos.
I can't wait to get into falconry tho cause I feel like the daily care would help me work out a decent sleep schedule.
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 2h 10m 37s
Haha

My snakes just chill in their water bowls and slither around like lil noodles
  amyumino / 3d 2h 12m 42s
Haha my rats sometimes get a wipe down cause they get whats called buck grease. Unfortunately they aren't as thrilled about it as Binx and try to wiggle away. They'd prefer being greasy stinky boys
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 2h 13m 50s
Binx has dry skin and sensitive skin, so unscented baby wipes when he's stinky are a miracle. And he loves the extra "pets" he gets when I give him a rubdown.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 3d 2h 14m 53s
Poor Binx

Hell, I used baby wipes to wash myself during Irma since we had no water at the time
  amyumino / 3d 2h 15m 58s
Rats have very sensitive respiratories so any strong soap or cleaner is bad. So non scented baby wipes are a rat parents life savers.
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 2h 16m 40s
Ah, got it

If I can wear a cloth mask in 98 degree weather with a lung function of 58% for NINE hours a day, she can wear one for 20 fucking minutes
  amyumino / 3d 2h 17m 27s
If you need three fucking rolls of toilet paper after you take a shit it's time to get a colonoscopy. Talk to your doctor, child.

I wear masks all day. Tell your cousin to shut the fuck up.

I use baby wipes to clean Binx's fur because he has sensitivities to cat shampoo.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 3d 2h 18m 9s
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