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Hey dumbass, lizards aren't mammals, they're reptiles, if you KNEW about animals, you'd know that...and you're being blocked

I was 10 years old you fucking dick
  amyumino / 3d 29m 26s
Um what the fuck, why do you gotta come be an absolute asshole.
  Character3 / 3d 30m 19s
wow amy guess your the real idiot cause you dont no how to play with fireworks properly
  RatMurderer / 3d 30m 26s
oh you silly humans...you think you so smart mun cause you got animals well guess what. i eat animals and kill them for fun sometimes becasue people like you really piss me off thinking you know everything. did you know lizards are the only mammal that shits larger than its body....did you? bet you didnt cause your afraid of poop!....whatever im going to go sex my boyfriend and let him shit on my chest!!!! ;p
  RatMurderer / 3d 31m 54s
Hell, I got shot 6 times AND got half my fingers blown off from firecrackers but guess what? I own guns and I still light fireworks

I want either a cuttlefish or jellyfish
  amyumino / 3d 32m 37s
...insulting angry pinchy bois is just fucking rude but go off I guess.

Imma have to look into them lobsters bois.
Also when I looked up crabbo bois apparently the most common species people buy can wind up eating other crabs so idk if I wanna get that one cause like I want more than one and I ain't got time to deal with my children eating each other
  ᴅɪɴσ / fkuropinion / 3d 33m 54s
It's okay Amy, they're a troll and just trying to get under our skin. They're just a really bad fucking troll. I'm just not gunna pass a chance to flex my superior animal knowledge brain on them even if it's a troll. Cause they're a very stupid troll.
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 37m 24s
I've had traumatic experiences with guns AND fireworks but do you see me destroying every one I see? No, cause i know that what happened was a freak thing and i dont try and ruin stuff people enjoy
  amyumino / 3d 39m 12s
Hahaha that's funny considering I've spent over 500 dollars on their enclosure and furnishings and your lizards deathplace will be a fucing frosted flakes box bro. My rat's are actually capable of emotion.

Say what you want and don't get me wrong, I love animals. But I'm also not a dumb ass. Lizards don't miss you. Rats are capable of that. Lizards aren't. They'd rather be left alone. I know this because I fucking have 5 lizards, three different species. None of them fucking have the capacity to miss people. They seek solidarity not companionship.

Not to mention your lizards being in a box aren't getting heat or uvb but I guess you were too stupid to know they needed that huh
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 46m 43s
oh crabs! i hate them! i have so many and my mom said its cause i don't wipe good enough but, i know it came from my ex boyfriend...he had them too);
  darkpains / 3d 48m 2s
NO, HOW DARE YOU SAY MY LIZARDS ARE NOT KINGS AND QUEENS. They sure are treated like royalty and you better believe it friend!! You have no idea the beautiful life these babies live.. they miss me when I'm gone and they really truly love me! Please have some respect for me and my lizards alright!! that infuriates me. I have a close bond with these lizard babies.. i would never harm them. they need to be protected in this box and they love it because it is their HOME, alright? Your rats are just peasants compared to my precious lizard children. Thats right. I'm putting your rats in their place!! You AND your rats, buddy. I'll take a big ol shit on every one of your rats if you dont watch it. And trust me your rats will not recover from the turd that comes out of my ass because you're right, it's a treacherous, retched wasteland covered in dirt and crusty dung.
  darkpains / 3d 50m 17s
Okay Ace hear me out don't get a crab please. Live out my desires for me. You gotta get a dwarf lobster. They are cute and should be named only Borris. They only get 3 inches.
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  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 53m 7s
On the note of pets
I wanna get a crab
I got a tank that i just gotta clean out and repurpose
But idk where to get said crabbo
  ᴅɪɴσ / fkuropinion / 3d 54m 46s
Also don't bother coming back to intro cause literally no one fucking wants an animal abuser in here you filthy freak.
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 3d 57m 39s
Like I know plenty of people who don't like rats because they think they're dirty or gross but they also wouldn't take the time to kill every single one they come across.
People who would take the time to do that are disgusting and have something wrong with them that they need to get worked on.
  ᴅɪɴσ / fkuropinion / 3d 57m 44s
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