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These fucking parents on Supernanny have a nanny but complain about her when they dont even watch their fucking kids, letting them walk out in the street with cars going by, the 9 month old pick things off the floor, grab ELECTRICAL wires, etc.
Ah precious memories.
[s jfc I work too much all I wanna do is nap now that my tum tum is stuffed]
[s one of these days I won't have to work with certain kinds of people]
  ❤️ / Dawon / 123d 7h 13m 35s
Well. I have come back once again. Seems the site is breaking some more.

How's everyone?
  The Game / Psyk / 123d 7h 35m 50s
It fell off and scuttled into the water before we could catch it
[size12 hi everyone :>]

[size12 The weather here was slowly getting warm and springy then suddenly all my plans were pooped on by flooding rains :u]

[size12 oO crab is always good]
  ʟᴇᴍᴏɴs / Softcore / 123d 18h 3m 37s
The weather is nice here but it's somewhat chilly in the morning

My mom was fishing off the dock tooth squid as her bait and caught a blue crab
I went through New York to get to Michigan and like in comparison while i was there it was hot like i was offended lol

Honestly like I have red in my hair naturally so it's the easiest and cheapest colors to dye my hair lol.
  ❤️ / Dawon / 125d 8h 12m 11s
Lol I live in New York and the weather here has been so bipolar as of late. It's like, do you wanna be cold or hot- just pick alreadddyyy :( geez.
I just know Michigan feels like a refrigerator since one of my friends from there. Don't know much about Maine though.

If you slip in front of a store, you ACT like your hurt and get that compensation money >:(
[Size10 jk I give bad advice don't ever listen to me]

Wow Orange red is a pretty hot color.
A little bit of a bitch to get out if you wanna dye it something else later.
  ωι¢кє∂ / Clairvoyant / 125d 8h 16m 27s
I mean this winter Michigan has been colder than Maine so like I was kind of prepped for the weather here but also not cause bitch it snow too much like i went outside earlier for a cigarette and like it'd been 50 out lately from what if been told which is a heat wave cause actually it was warm and I hated it but uh it's trying to snow even tho it's too warm for that and the ice and snow on the ground is still melting.

Tho I like seeing snow right now cause I'd rather walk on snow than ice. It's supposed to be in the 30s this weekend so that'll be nice even tho I only work saturday.

[s also this bitch gonna have an orange and red mullet soon yeet]
  ❤️ / Dawon / 125d 8h 44m 44s
Aw shid
isn't Michigan one of the colder states? How even is the weather up there omg.
Meeting people online is always fun :) that's super cool actually.
  ωι¢кє∂ / Clairvoyant / 125d 9h 2m 53s
Okay es you know what we gonna fucking fight right meow
  ❤️ / Dawon / 125d 9h 10m 35s
Not much is up besides me on my day off and also I have moved states twice in the period of a year. I am now in the grand state of Michigan up like the northern part of the the mitten. [s I work with someone from es now too and she's beautiful and amazing and I'd prolly be dead in Maine if it weren't for her]
  Dawon / 125d 9h 15m 24s
It's me.
Finally crawling out of my hole after a bajillion years, what up.
  ωι¢кє∂ / Clairvoyant / 125d 9h 20m 14s
Oh shit it's a sherry
Also I forgot there was a text count thing in here oops
  Dawon / 125d 9h 21m 37s
My wrist hurts, yo.
I didn't even know keyboard cramps were a thing until just now.
  ωι¢кє∂ / Clairvoyant / 125d 9h 29m 0s

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