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Like I know plenty of people who don't like rats because they think they're dirty or gross but they also wouldn't take the time to kill every single one they come across.
People who would take the time to do that are disgusting and have something wrong with them that they need to get worked on.
  ᴅɪɴσ / fkuropinion / 5d 13h 56m 38s
Your lizards are being neglected, not treated like kings and queens. People like you who torture wildlife don't deserve your own life.

Talking about having to use 3 rolls of toilet paper to wipe your disgusting filthy ass while my rats are sweeter and cleaner than you could ever hope to be. Deshelling turtles likea dumb ass.

And keeping lizards in a cereal box like a psychopath. And coming from me, fucking congrats on that. Lizards need an enclosure. Not a fucking box.
  ᴍᴜɴ / Mun / 5d 13h 57m 43s
oh my gosh please accept my apology i did not mean to be rude. i understand where you are coming from. and please forgive me for my poop story that i guess offended people. it's something i felt strongly about and it was based on something that inspired me. maybe it is too hard to understand. i will leave you all alone my sincerest apologies, i really have to go take a poop anyway haha its peeping out my body as we speak! Lol. it was so nice meeting you all and i will really miss you guys!! i had fun talking.. it's nice to have people to talk to (: hope you all have a nice day.
  darkpains / 5d 13h 58m 9s
Look, kid. I don't like a lot of things. I also don't go into detail about how I would go about destroying those things because a lot of people happen to /like/ what I don't. So if you can't keep it to yourself then shut your fucking mouth.

Plain and simple.

There's not liking something and saying so, and there's being an asshole.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 5d 14h 4m 11s
look i just don't want to go into it okay.. i had a traumatic experience with one when i was very young. it involved a rat, and a chewed off toe. lets just leave it at that if thats okay. i apologize for offending i understand you all like rats and i will respect that. Anywayyyy my pet lizards are treated like real kings and queens!! their names are Paul, George, Ringo, John, Queen Pearl the second, and Suzanna! Suzanna is the wild one for sure LOL she drives me crazy sometimes haha she'll claw away at the frosted flakes box. I've had to tape it up quite a few times and she just wont give in. Sometimes i wonder if she has something wrong with her but i think she's probably just a silly girl! haha
  darkpains / 5d 14h 6m 9s
Legit never thought I'd agree with this kid, but he/she is right.

Also, pretty sure they're a troll. A disgusting one, but a troll.

Once I remember how to IP ban users, it's over for this fucker.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 5d 14h 7m 56s
Why why do you hate rats so much, no one here agrees with you on that.
  Character3 / 5d 14h 12m 0s
I'm glad you think that torturing animals is funny.

Fucking freak.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 5d 14h 12m 16s
they lived for a very short while. good, lovely memories! i will destroy any rat in sight honestly. i've squashed a few, and gosh darnit i would do it with my bare feet if the opportunity presented itself to me! me and rats just don't get along LOL! one time when i was sleeping one actually crawled ON MY HEAD and i woke up with it sleeping on me like that!! OMG it was the funniest thing! of course i still had to kill it when i did wake up. Smacked it real good with one of my dad's steel toed boots and that did the trick pretty quickly.. only took two smacks!
  darkpains / 5d 14h 13m 54s
People think rats carry rabies but in fact most small rodents are never found to carry rabies
  amyumino / 5d 14h 29m 20s
Turtles can't live without their shells dumbass.

Rats are also very clean, at least pet rats.

My sister has bearded dragons. I love them.
  Kirindave / _BlueXephos / 5d 14h 31m 20s
By the way, rats are not disgusting, they are awesome creatures (-᷅_-᷄)
  Character3 / 5d 14h 32m 34s
Because removing the shell...kills them?

I got poison dart frogs mostly
  amyumino / 5d 14h 36m 38s
no they are gutter creatures.... i feel very strongly about this. their tails give me nightmares too. bleh disgusting. i would recommend getting a pet turtle and if you want them to be a softer, cuddlier pet, you can remove their shells if you didn't know that already! i used to have two pet turtles and i took their shells off and just put cute little baby doll clothes on them. cutest little guys! they didn't live very long sadly but i still treasure the time we had together
  darkpains / 5d 14h 39m 54s
I got dogs, frogs, fish, snakes and tarantulas

Rats are alot cleaner than you think
  amyumino / 5d 14h 43m 27s

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