Introduce Thineself

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that sucks, it really does dude

Losing your voice is the worst fucking thing
  amyumino / 2d 2h 20m 38s
All I can do is either whisper or croak lol
It’s not fun cause half the time no one can fucking hear me
  Bushido / 2d 2h 23m 30s


Don't feel bad, my voice is ducked too, I sound like a r aspy old Irish woman
  amyumino / 2d 8h 22m 14s
Hi, my name is Neon and my night shift coworkers are convinced I’m fucking dying. Also because of that I get a bonus day off tomorrow cause a coworker is covering my shift since I still can’t fucking talk and thus can’t work drive thru.
  Bushido / 2d 21h 18m 52s
Never watch a Marina Abramovic spirit cooking video...ever
  amyumino / 3d 4h 34m 33s
I mean, I read the books which were better than the movies but vamps are supposed to be bloodthirsty monsters
  amyumino / 3d 5h 24m 43s
Okay, well Twilight sucks and it never should be mentioned ever.
  Character / 3d 5h 31m 46s
Cause it aggravates me they would do such a thing to vampires
  amyumino / 3d 6h 10m 22s

Why are you talking about twilight?

  Character / 3d 6h 11m 53s
I tripped and fell while going up the stairs haha

Why tf did they make the vampires sparkle in Twilight
  amyumino / 3d 6h 21m 40s
How did you fall up the stairs, that's confusing.
  Rex / Character / 3d 7h 21m 16s
No, but I fell up the stairs last night while taking my dog out to pee
  amyumino / 3d 7h 27m 51s
I'm sorry did you accidentally K.O. a wild shiny pokemon?
  Rex / Character / 3d 7h 36m 3s
I think we're all really unlucky on here tbh haha
  amyumino / 3d 8h 3m 6s
I have the absolute worst luck ever and I want to die
  Rex / Character / 3d 8h 34m 35s

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