So you're gonna pull a jake and logan paul and just die infront of an audience?
Dyluck: Long story short... I killed myself to prevent an evil lich from using my body for evil. It saved my girlfriend at least.
Who died? I am not dealing with taking away the corpse.
What....do you mean dead guy....who died?
Drake Vampire:Wait who died?
Besides feeling like doing an Aizawa every time I feel somewhat tired, I'm fine for the most part.
Hey, Drake... there's a dead guy in the room.
My day was good how about yours? Have you been having good.vibes.
Dyluck: Nobody's asked me that question in days.
Fine. *exists in his regular clothes* So, how was your day?
Dyluck: Randi can probably kick him around like a soccer ball or not...
Randi: SAYS THE DEAD GUY!
Bitch random fucking socialize damn i missed u fam
Dyluck: In other words... I'm dead.
Vaan: NO WAY!
Good, less work for me, I just wanna sleep for now, speaking of which.. *exists in a sleeping bag* G'night.
Dyluck: I can't even use magic and a Lich ultimately made me end my game.
You two, off, [i right now.] I want to keep some kind of "normal" around these parts now. If you two create some kind of Mana explosion or something, you two will have to clean that up.
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