Also I decided to introduce the local scaredy cat with you and the demon king.
Okay then, just making sure *sits down and sighs before ignoring everyone*
Chrom: Back off all of you.
Marth: Chrom is just like Cloud.
Is someone in danger? *walks over and looks at everyone there*
Well, Chrom's doomed
Vaan: I feel bad for Chrom.
Fucking take.his soul to make him his demon child.
Vaan: Thanks, Ikaru
I wonder what the demon king will do with Chrom?
Drake(Dark):Oh..sorry you just were too short.for.me to see.
Ikaru:I hope your girlfriend falls off a bike and break the handle bars.
Vaan: I'M RIGHT HERE!
He's right beside you.
How about no to be honest.
Drake(Dark):Uh who is vaan and I could save him
NOPE! Also we need more Vaan getting kidnapped.
Sing these lyrics in your head trust me youll laugh
"Somebody come get her she left me on deliver"
"Somebody come get her, she white and she said ni-"
"Somebody come get her she said that mine was bigger"
Random we are not fucking normal and you know it!!
Maybe this place will be just a tiny bit more normal next time.. Goodnight, everyone. Random, out. *falls asleep*
*drinks alcohol* Fuck this shit.
Vampire Drake:How about you put that down?
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