Dark Pit: PIT TOLD ME TO DO IT SO IT'S HIS FAULT!
Kodya: When Gyrus gets scared or pissed off he becomes a shadow soldier you dumb fucks
Firion: WHY ME! WHY CAN'T IT BE MY DUPLICATE!
Dark Pit: KODYA!!!
Kodya: *Shoves Gyrus and Firion outside as Gyrus becomes a shadow soldier*
Dark Pit: Kill Link... I care about him.
Firion: I'm one of those shadow creatures...
Gyrus: Well I'll have to kill someone you care about
Kodya: You should not have pissed him off
Dark Pit: YOU CAN'T MURDER ME!!!
Vaan: Dark Pit can't be killed... he's immortal
Gyrus: Good, now I only have one person to murder.
Dark Pit: It was me who pushed you two and you can't kill an angel.
Gyrus: WHOEVER JUST DID THAT CONFESS OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL ONE BY FUCKING ONE
Vaan: Firion looks gloomier than he normally does
Bartz: I agree with that statement
Firion: I'm one of them now.
Gyrus: WHAT THE FUCK
Kodya: *Blushes madly and falls to the floor
Gyrus(Again): WHOEVER DID THAT IS DEAD
Dark Pit: *pushes Kodya into Gyrus and forces the two to kiss*
Prompto: WHAT THE HELL DARK PIT!
Kodai: Why did those Shadow Soldiers want me and Firion so badly?
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