Dari: You better watch your mouth, Soldier.
Someone please tell him to stop for a bit- *Dari's arm proceeds to knock Random out cold*
Cloud: I WILL CHOP OFF THOSE DAMN ARMS!
*Dari's arms appear out of nowhere and backhand slap Cloud*
I swear, I did not tell them to do that.
Cloud: TIDUS YOU BASTARD!
Tidus: HA HA! CAN'T CATCH ME!
*Random exists, but he's wearing glasses* So I got glasses.
Ciel: Oh dear... Tidus why.
Vaan: Why Tidus why.
*trying to cook and restock all the food in my buffet*
Goku:*has been eating everything for 5 hours*
GET THAT FUCKER OUT OF HERE HES BEEN EATING EVERYTHING FOR 5 hours!
Goku:IT SAYS ALL YOU CAN EAT YOU Lying BITCH!
*Tidus ended up using water magic on Cloud to wash away the itching powder*
SORRY ABOUT BEING OFFLINE! MY OLD COMPUTER LITERALLY FRIED.
That is not going to feel good in a little bit cause that is lot of itching powder.
Ritaka:*pours 2 boxes of itching powder on Cloud.*
I think you are my friend, I think you are, and sadly, so am I
Dari: Well, if you insist. *smiles*
Am I witnessing two people team up to both reduce noise and annoy people at the same time?
Cloud: He's already flustered enough as it is.
Ritaka:*laughs menacingly* Ill do it dont try me! >:3
Tidus: NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOPATH! STAY AWAY!
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