Me:*rose up next to randoms sleeping bag and punches them awake* Narrator Drake:Dayquil the one that keeps you awake.
Me: "Dayquil Wigga!" *Punches random to sleep*
Narrator Drake: Nyquil the one that helps you sleep
Me:"night night wiiga"
Screw off, Nataka. I just want sleep. *flips Nataka off and tries to fall back to his sleep*
Random you know what get up again and I'm going to show you the power of Dayquil and Nyquil!
*gets up again* Wake me up again with any of your shit, and both of you are getting erased faster than light.
Well, thats one way to stop a psychopath with a crowbar
*crying in corner* he called ramen lovers bitches.
*wakes up pissed* Put a sock in it, you two. And Character, don't ever speak of Nataka or ramen like that again. Now, where was I..? Oh, right. *falls asleep again*
NO, HES MY FRIEND UNTIL THE FUCKING END YOU RAMEN LOVING BITCH
Ye IT IS NOW REMOVE HIM OR IM GETTING DELETO BLUE OR SAKURAI TO BAN HIM
IM JUST PROTECTING SPAGHETTI LEGS, IS THAT A PROBLEM
* DEMONIC SCREECHING* CHARACTER IM GOING TO HURT YOU NOW
Nope *grabs Waluigi and teleports with him out of the area*
Good now hand over waluigi :> *I pull out the crowbar quickly*
Um, Im just gonna leave now, I don't want my legs shattered by that crowbar I know you have in your hands
*hides crowbar behind my back* I mean nothing Bro.
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