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But I have gone undercover. They can’t find me now. My bird is protecting me.
Look, as I’ve said before, if you don’t eat I’ll have my alien cyborg bug lizard thing go spider on your walls and pull your guts out.
But food just tastes undesirable and I don’t feel like eating...
Just pretend it does. When I don’t feel like eating, I just imagine it’s the best food out there, and I’m willing to eat it.
But food has just lost its appeal to me! All food doesn’t look that appetizing anymore.
Just try and eat more. It isn’t that hard, just try!
We are grilling pork so yes. I will try to eat extra. But I am doing a good job— I mean bad job, at eating almost nothing today.
Ok. That works, but you are eating extra at dinner, ok?
An average size I guess. Not one of the huge bars though.
Hm. Maybe. How big were those two granola bars you ate?
I ate a second granola bar. Is that good? However, I am all out of granola bars now.
No. You will eat now or else. That is final. Even your bird agrees.
Fine, I will eat some food for dinner. In about 5 hours.
Ok. I will take that. Also eat more or else you cute fox.
She squawked back at you and is chewing on a piece of wood right now in her cage but I will give her a pat from you later.
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