"LET ME IN RIGHT NOW SO I CAN TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT DOING YOUR JOB CORRECTLY!" Neku yelled at Satan.
He punched Machina into a wall “Ima Nagy right now, don’t tlak to me” he said
Neku tried to enter the portal and continued yelling at Satan. "I have got to see how this ends." Machina told Hades.
He opened his mouth and swallowed the water “I tricked you. Water doesn’t hurt me”
Neku tossed a water spell at Satan. "SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU BASTARD!" He yelled out. Machina sighed and asked Crystal to hide until the arguement was over.
“You suck at insults you uncooked noddle spined meatball faces spaghetti sauce smelling chicken wing armed piece of mama Mia pizzeria piece of shit”
Neku caught the ball of water and turned Machina back to normal. "HEY GOD OF MORONS! LEARN HOW TO RESPECT VAAN YOU PRICK!" He yelled at Satan.
Satan grabbed Machina, turned him into a ball of water, and tossed it at Neku
"YOU DUMB MORON! GIVE VAAN BACK RIGHT NOW OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH A TORRENT OF WATER SPELLS!" Neku yelled at Satan. Machina was in the underworld at the time and laughed at what Neku had called Satan. "The God of magic is a lot like you when it comes to anger." He told Hades.
Satan roared from the portal as he water hit him,a Nd he scratched at his skin
Neku opened up another portal to Hell and shot a single water spell through the portal.
The water evaporated and the ice melted and evaporated instantly. He roared, and kicked Neku so hard in the chestm that his invincible bones cracked
"I AM NOT A MORTAL AND COOL OFF!" Neku yelled at Hades before flinging multiple water and ice spells at him.
He hissed a low growl mand stepped forward, his fire head so hot that it boiled everything and steamed the room “you’ll be sorry for that filthy morta”
"YOU PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A GOD! YOU LET SATAN TORTURE EVERY SOUL REGARDLESS OF HOW THEY LIVED THEIR LIVES WHICH THROWS THE ORDER OF THE UNDERWORLD OUT OF BALANCE! I'M GIVING YOUR STUPID HUSBAND THE SAME LECTURE YOU HOTHEADED MORON!" Neku yelled at Hades.
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