Hidan glared at her. "You steal my dick, threaten to kill me with that immortal killing poison, then tell me to take a bath?" he asked as his eye twitched. "Why the fuck would I listen to you?!" he asked her loudly.
She walked with them and poked his hand slightly. "You need a bath... Next hotel we get to, take one please?"
"All that trouble, and he turned out to be so weak? His plan to kill Naruto would never have worked," Hidan said and laughed hard. He put his dagger away and began to walk, still looking a little pissed about Kemuri keeping part of his body.
Kemuri looked up at him and slowly sat up rubbing her throat. "Let's go home..."
Hidan set her down surprisingly carefully and retrieved the pin before bringing it back to Kemuri. He gave it to her and then cleaned the dagger she gave him.
Umeko shyly put the collar on and kissed him hard. "I love you, Yazi. Do you promise you'll always love me as well?"
She looked up at him briefly and closed her eyes. "Mom's pin..." She mumbled in her sleep and leaned against him.
Yazi nodded and kissed her softly. "my sweet little plum, will you be mine? Forever?"
Hidan pulled the dagger out of the man’s back and caught Kemuri before she could hit the floor. “I gotcha.”
Umeko turned human and held the box gently. She opened it. “Yazi? You mean...?!”
The convict dropped her and she took the opportunity to stab him in the eye with the poisoned hairpin. She coughed wheezing and began falling back weakly due to the lack of air.
Yazi gave her a box and said. "Change human first."
Hidan glared at the convict and hopped over, stabbing him in the back with the dagger. He smirked and joked, “Only I get to choke her, you asshole.”
"hidan, no." She hissed and glared at him too distracted to notice that the convict rushed at her grabbing her throat. She coughed and struggled for air as the bulky male lifted her squeezing hard. "H-hidan... A-asuma...." She choked out and tried to fight herself to stay awake.
“Can’t cover your back, you kept the body part required,” he said sarcastically and laughed as he rushed into battle. A single clone appeared to begin the Jashin ritual that would connect the two. “I’m going to enjoy sacrificing him to Jashin!”
“Yazi? What is it...?”
"hidan, cover my back." She ordered and went for it trying to get close enough to use the poison.
Hidan stared at the blade for a moment and gripped it tight. “This beautiful dagger is more than enough, Kemuri,” he said quietly. He followed then, smirking when he saw the target. “Kill time!!”
She purred at the kiss. “What’s up, Yazi-kun?” she asked lovingly and kept nuzzling him.
Kemuri smirked and said. "I will. I also have his dick in my pocket so..." She rolled her eyes at hidan and gave him a dagger of a multicolored metal. "you'll have to deal with this or do things the old fashioned way." She said ignoring the expression on his face and didn't respond to hidan's question.
Yazi smiled seeing her and kissed her. "I have something for you."
Umeko blew out some smoke in reply. “I need to head back now. Kick his teeth in if he acts up, will ya?” She nuzzled Kemuri lovingly for a bit, purring, then flew back to Konoha. When she found Yazi, she purred gently and nuzzled him.
Hidan frowned. “I can’t slaughter without a weapon, cunt. I don’t have my scythe, if you haven’t noticed!”
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