Hidan snarled at her as she kept a part of him. “Immortal killing poison or not, I’m not doing a damn thing you say until you give that back!” he shouted at her and crossed his arms.
Momiji watched them and blinked.
"keep glaring and I'll put your head on backwards~" she sang and smirked at him sadistically finishing his arms. She paused and burst out laughing. "That Nara kid really blew you to pieces." She snickered pointing to his groin. "whelp, i have nothing to be afraid of." She added and put something fleshy and long in a pouch. She grabbed his head finally attaching it. "Now come on, we have an asshole to kill."
Hidan grumbled under his breath and snarled a bit but didn’t outright insult the redhead again. He watched her stitch his body back together and glared at her the entire time.
"that's not why i dug you up." She said and hung his head on a random branch. "Hang around, limp dick." She quipped sarcastically and sewed his body back together purposely leaving his head last. "Now shut up or I'll kill you."
Hidan snarled at her. “At least I don’t suck dick for a living!” he shot back angrily and tried biting her. She wasn’t close enough of course so he gave up. “Why the hell did you dig me up if you’re just gonna yell?!”
"how?! You puzzle looking motherfucker!!!" She yelled and smirked slightly. She looked up at Asuma and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Down boy. He won't hurt anyone especially with me around.... As soon as i stitch him back up, i still have to get payback for the broken ribs."
Hidan spit out a mouthful of dirt and snarled. “I’ll break your fucking knees, Kemuri the Whore!!” he yelled at her.
Asuma tensed up and got ready for a fight.
"hey asshat!!!! You still alive in there?!" She yelled at him and glared at him.
Momiji used his wood style to easily dig up the body of Hidan. The immortal man was bone skinny by now but seemed fine otherwise.
She found where hidan was buried and gestured to Momiji getting her sewing stuff out.
“Shush,” he ordered her suddenly and held her closer. He kissed her head and rubbed her back slowly.
Asuma looked curious but nodded a bit. He followed her slowly and looked confused. “This is Nara clan land. Why are we here?”
Kara cuddled his side and hid her face. "I'm sorry...."
Kemuri nodded and said. "I know where he's heading vaguely..." She looked at her friend and smiled. "we have one more person to get.... And you two have a history."
Itachi sighed softly and moved to relax in bed once more.
Kakashi memorized the photo and nodded a bit. “Seems like a simple job,” he commented.
Asuma soon landed by them. “Sorry, I was finishing up with dishes.”
Kara nodded slowly and sighed. "I broke our family...."
She looked at kakashi and said. "Sorry, i didn't exactly give him a lot of details." She showed him a picture of the escaped convict. "we're tracking him down to kill him... But first we need to get Asuma and my ex."
Itachi held her for a moment longer and then sighed. “Kenji is gone it seems...” he explained softly and closed his eyes.
Naruto tilted his head a little bit then shrugged and texted the men.
Kakashi soon landed in front of them with a bored look. “Your text was a bit vague, Naruto...you know I hate when you do that...”
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