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"darling. there are 3 things wrong with that scenario." he said. "One im pissed drunk." he said holding up a half empty bottle. "2 shes pissed in general. never mess with a mad woman." he said. "3 she is a trained assassin that can kill me in more ways than I have gold."
"you forgot to talk to her that's why." Karina said and sighed. "Go talk to her and I'll get you some good people."
"jeez what a bitch." he said and sipped his whisky. "this is why i stay away from women."
"then I'll leave, you can find the crew on your own just fine. You've done it before.' she said and stood wobbling. She paid for the rum and then staggered out and towards the general direction of the mansion.
He sat there and waited. "your attitude might chase them off honestly."
She pushed his hand away and said. "Well, let's get it over with then."
He poked her nose. "your drunk. and yoru home is the boat. we leave once we recruit enough people then we get supplies then we ship off!" he said. "that was my plan today anyway. "
"you could have woken me up so I could help at least.... And.... Just forget it... I know you don't like me that way, let's just recruit some people and go home." She slurred and looked away.
"One I was asleep. 2 I left out last night to put finishing touches on the boat including your room lass. and 3 I had to put the Jolly Roger up!" he said. "a ship aint a ship without a flag!"
"you pretend to like girls, give them hope that maybe you like them and then fake sleep and then ditch them the first chance you get." She said and set her empty bottle aside.
"oh really. tell me about myself then." he said challenging her as he sat forward.
She rolled her eyes and said. "I can see through people just fine.... Like you, for example."
"how are we supposed to recruit shitfaced?" he asked her.
"why does it matter?" She asked and rolled her eyes."
he watched her. "lass yoru drinking too fast." he said.
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