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Butch: aw, babe, you had a crush on me? thats embarrassing.
Jamie: we're married.
Roanna and Morrigan: No Boys Allowed
Roanna and Morrigan: Son Boy Allowed
Arcade: ive been on the run living in fear since childhood bc my father was Enclave
Marley: this is so sad ED-E play Jingle Jangle Jingle
Julebox: No place like home, sweet home~
Vault dwellers: sigh in relief
Jukebox: EACH MORNING, A MISSIONARY ADVERTISES NEON SIGN--
Entirety of Vault 101: S C R E A M
John Mulaney Salt and Pepper Diner joke Fallout 3 version with
Jamie as John Mulaney, Butch as his friend, the Overseer as the guy who screams "GOD DAMNIT" and Amata as the seemingly indifferent staff member with the other Vault dwellers in the bg.
Instead of seven Whats New Pussycats and one Its Not Unusual its seven Civilizations and one Way Back Home.
Jamie: im so glad im out of the Capital Wasteland and i get a break from all the assholes there
Dr. Li: hi
Jamie: why wont god let me die
Jamie: hey i bought your contract off that asshole
Charon: is that so
Charon: okay lets go
Jamie, sincerely: we're gonna be great friends
Both James and Amata gang up on him for months about forcing Hamie to go bc Jamie??? Doesnt want? To go? Its dumb and awkward and just UGH and he cant even dance with or kiss a boy so?? The vault can shove it with their dumb prom?? But eventually he goes, WHATEVER, but actually has a pretty good time? Maybe a great time? Maybe he feels normal for once, taken out of the usual decorum of the vault, and is able to relax a little more, and so what if he has some fun with liquor? Everyone else is, and it makes him feel funny? And his indignant anger at James for DARING? To get mad at HIM? When he didnt want to attend to this dumb thing in the first place!? Them bother angry shoving blame at each other, not articulating very well the growing gaps of lack of communication between them, the love lost, the wounded pride
LOOK WHAT MY HUSBAND WROTE ABOUT MY DUMB VAULT KID IM LOVE HER
Amata: Jamie, can you do me a favor?
Jamie: i would die for you, but go on.
Amata: we have got to talk about you starting your sentences that way.
Jamie, wants to kill the Overseer to vent anger about his dad's death and get revenge for Jonas: yeah ill talk to your dad.
Amata: please dont hurt him tho? for me?
Jamie, instantly caving: okay.
Me, waking up in a cold sweat: i love Jamie and fo3
Mother Giselle: dont tell Dorian his father sent a letter
Saoirse, stomping up the library stairs .5 seconds later: DORIAN HOLY FUCK--
Saoirse: blessed are the meatbeaters champions of the nut.
Ryder: thats nOT HOW IT GOES, YOU HEATHEN!!!
Roanna at the beginning of Awakening: fuck you Howe your father was a traitor and a murderer and im glad i killed him!!!
Roanna at the end of Awakening: i will kill anyone who looks at Nathaniel wrong.
Jamie: i truly have no will to live and i want to die i hate waking up every morning and going through the motions knowing ill have to do it all again the next day i hate this
Amata: Jamie you're a good person even if you dont think so and you dont deserve to die i love you and ill always be here for you and its hard right now but i promise day by day it will get better
Butch: if you die you'd never nut again
Amata: BUTCH THIS IS SERIOUS
Jamie, holding back tears: youre right Butch you always know what to say
Amata: oh my god
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