Call Your Dad!

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If you wanted to lure me in there you should have stayed handsome my fella.


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If I die and go to Hell real soon

It will appear to me as this room


Old enough to smoke

Almost a stoner

Taken and gay as hell

And for eternity, I'd lay in bed

In my boxers, half stoned

  Arden / Wiltedwaffle / 104d 8h 18m 46s
The cool night air felt soothing as it flowed softly through an open window. Angel Blake, a small and lively girl was practically vibrating with excitement. Her hair was tied in a messy bun on top of her head as she tinkered with an electronic device in front of her.

"I'm telling you T this game is gonna be amazing. All the boys were talking about it today at school."

She spoke to her best friend, who she had called unexpectedly at such a late hour. She was almost done with her project and she couldn't wait to show the boy. Angel had been working on this project since before she even got her hands on their copies of Eternal Kin. The game itself was an expensive game, which was understandable due to the amount of work that would go into it to make it "more realistic than ever before", and from what she had heard it had worked. It was the most realistic feeling game in the history of vr games. However the only downfall to it was that you couldn't use just any vr headset, you had to use one especially made for the game and that was more expensive than the game itself. Sure you could use it for future vr games from the company but they couldn't afford that. Lucky for them Angel was a smart girl and she knew just how to rig the headsets they both already had to make it work for the game.

"There! All finished."

The girl held up a patchwork vr headset, a huge grin on her face as she looked at her phone for the first time since she had called Teddy. He already had his headset as it was the first one Angel had made.

"I'm gonna hop in. I'll see you in the game. You know what my username is always."

She winked at the camera before hanging up and rushing to her system, plopping the game into it and hooking up her headset. Soon enough she was in the opening sequence of the game and she was amazed. The graphics were so realistic, and it was almost like she could feel the wind rushing around her as she watched the world form around her until she was standing in the character creation stage.

"Welcome to Eternal Kin. Character creation loading."

A female voice said. Suddenly a podium popped up in front of where Angel stood, the voice prompting her to enter a username and gender. She quickly typed in the username WiltedWaffle and clicked on the female button.
"Please select your race"

the female voice said as a bunch of small avatars appeared in front of Angel, who swiped through them quickly. She already knew what kind of character she was going to make. She quickly selected Teifling before the avatars changed to display the classes. She swiped through all the magic classes before chosing Black mage.

"Your appearance will be randomly generated, but can be altered with items. Once again Welcome to Eternal Kin."

Angel was quickly brought to the tutorial, getting trough it as fast as she possibly cold. At this point she was just itching to get to the game.

Angel watched the scene around her changed as the beginning town formed in front of her eyes. The words "Briar Glenn- Level one" appearing in front of her. She squealed excitedly, attracting the attention of a few other players around her. She rushed to a nearby storefront and gazed at her reflection in the mirror. Her clothes were the basic starter set, Her hair a short cut bob. There were small red horns on her forehead as well as a small pair of wings tucked neatly on her back.

She grinned at her reflection for a few more seconds before she turned around and began to peek around the nearby stands and buildings. She didn't wander too far, Teddy would be there soon and she promised she'd wait.
  Wiltedwaffle / 105d 10h 20m 30s

he hit me and it felt like a kiss

he spanked me as i laid over his leg


Getting old

High-key Gay


walked over in my knee highs and sat in his lap

smiled wide for him and purred like a little cat

  Fantasy / MyBoy / 167d 20h 55m 39s
Hear that, babe? We’re legends

You're going to be amazing

like, a cool clown.

I choose joy


"You're going to have to fight...and you're gonna win!"

Sometimes there's just decisions

Hello Sirs

You Know ;)

Im a flesh boy

Litches Get Stiches
  Fantasy / MyBoy / 195d 18h 2m 50s

My boy loves his friends like I love my splitends

and by that I mean he cuts 'em off


Getting old

High-key Gay

Stabby Boi

My boy's an ugly crier but he's such a pretty liar

And by that I mean he said he'd "change"

  Fantasy / MyBoy / 197d 15h 24m 59s

Peace! I hate the word.

'Tis he, that villain Romeo.


Getting old

Really Gay

Spider Boi

I'll not endure him.

JK thats my bestie. Bestie get it.

  Fantasy / Tybalt- / 261d 17h 38m 47s

Oh what a fantastic development

Hello Hello welcome to my cave~


Getting old

Really Gay

Spider Boi

My reputation Proceeds me

Also my cool spider tabard

  Fantasy / DogVotes / 261d 18h 4m 29s

Song for Kendal at some point. Just a cute one?
Just a cute song he wrote maybe? [b nOPE THIS IS HIS CONFESSION SONG it fits so welllllll]
sings when he thinks hes gonna be alone
Song he wrote for the two of them
  Arden / AbracaFuckYou / 327d 20h 48m 28s
Heyyyyy....Mayybeeee.....Make this into a comic? My character only ofc. [ bleh]
  Arden / AbracaFuckYou / 331d 12h 14m 21s

  Arden / AbracaFuckYou / 334d 3h 31m 39s
  Arden / AbracaFuckYou / 338d 16h 58m 32s




gay, nah, in between?


  Arden / AbracaFuckYou / 343d 11h 33m 39s
The names Lance

Oh hey I'm gay

Oh mans I'm trans

I'm hella salty

  Arden / AbracaFuckYou / 343d 13h 17m 48s
I thought there's this random gene that shows up in people, it could develop in the teen years or as a baby, and it terrifies and shocks the public. These mutated people come to be known as oddities and they are disregarded as members of society, usually not being able to attend school with normal kids or make relationships with normal people because they are so hated. Some genes aren't noticable, but some are, so a few really old oddities form a school to "save" the youngest generations.

It would start as a kind of slice of life thing but soon they notice kids are going missing, the school says they just went home but the main characters would come to find clues that the school isn't really helping them, and they actually have a secret lab where they take all the students to experiment on to find a cure because all the testing they have done they find works better if they use teens and children rather than adults.
  Abe / PinocchioTheRealBoy / 351d 13h 18m 51s


Almost old


Seriously I'm a dude. Fuck off

  Abe / RoughLove / 355d 12m 50s

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