Dem is like a bro to me so this is hella awkward for the both of us
I don't think this is what she wanted. quit the opposite
*has the real dem tied up and pushes him to queen amy* may i present your king
Sings trespassing by adam lambert. [b well, i was walking for some time. When i came across this sign, saying who are you? Where are you from? We don't like when visitors come. No trespassing that's what they said. At least that's what i could read. No trespassing yeah my ass. Wait ya get a load of me.]
If its dem, I swear to goddess...
[i Singing All Star]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this plaaaace.
I said no.
Yeah, god you should see the owner. talk about dysfunctional
[b shall i tell you who i found to be your king?] captain mythic asks showing her shark teeth
The floppy kingdom, the most dysfunctional kingdom of all the land
We wanted to nuke it just so you couldn't have because we're.Demonic
I did they legit stoped the mythics eating the house saying "don't touch the sacrafice"
I didn't even know that! Why wasn't I told! Bleh!
No they wanted to sacrafice the pancake house in honor of you
The captain of the mini mythics looks at queen amy [b i found a king for you] she said to her
So they were gonna sacrifice me? XD
What kind of kingdom do i run?!
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