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Darkness nodded slowly. "You're right, my love...perhaps another time, Shadow."
Shadow grinned wickedly. "Yeah, and next time yer pathetic excuse fer a mate won't be able ta save ya!!!"
Night stuck her hand out between both Shadow and Darkness, sighing. "Today is a day of joy...our wedding, Darkness. Please don't start a fight unless absolutely necessary..."
Shadow frowned. "Hmmm...well nobody asked you, ya tuna!!!"
Darkness roared, and three dragons appeared at his side, ready to attack.
"If you disclaim the calamity, couldn't it just weaken you and make you vulnerable anyways?" Night inquired, knowing that she was probably right.
Shadow sneers evilly. "Like you can harm me!!! I'm immune by order of the calamity!! I may not serve it, but it protects me."
Night looked at both of them, slight surprise shown on her face. She didn't know what to say, so she decided to let things play out for now.
Darkness stood up slowly, reaching for his sword. "Shadow..."he said softly,"you know that if you disrespect her or disclaim the calamity, I have to kill you, right?"
"Well, excuse me..." Night said with a slight hatefulness in her voice as she turned back to Darkness. She didn't want a simple insult to ruin her night...and she was still looking forward to what would happen later.
Shadow sneers. "Whatever, fish-face. My loyalty is to Vaati and Vaati alone. I do not serve the calamity."
Night looked up to Shadow Link, recognizing him from the tales of old that were true to this day. "Greetings!"
A demon who looked like Link walks up and bows before Vaati. "Wind Mage..."
Darkness laughs. "Shadow Link!! What brings you here???"
"Well, no problem!" Night chuckled to herself, happy to see that Vaati was pleased.
Vaati smirks. "I've been wanting to do that for centuries now!!! Thank you for avenging me!!!"
Night quickly gulped down the food that was in her mouth as she remembered killing Link. "Yes, the hero known as Link."
The Picori smiles and bows low before Night. "My lady Night...I am Vaati the Wind Mage...I heard of that sword-swinging Hero's demise..."
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