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[i "You wouldn't dare,"] the Irishman narrowed his eyes, too intoxicated to do anything but call her bluff.
shadow keeva smirked at seamus and asked. "you wanna tell them or should I?"
They all whipped around to look at Seamus from across the room. [i "He said it was because he accidentally stepped on a Beauxbattons student's dress!"] Ron blurted out.
[b "To be fair, we should have known it wasn't the truth. Who hit him? I need to know so I can high five her,"] Harry smirked, taking a drink of his spiked punch.
"we're just warning him... because well, you remember how last year during the yule ball, seamus came back with a big red handprint on his face?" shadow keeva said floating next to the twins.
[i "Just gotta find a girl that'll consent to you doing it,"] Fred and George roared simultaneously with laughter.
Even Harry had a hard time fighting back a smirk. [b "Is it really fair to tease him when he's this drunk?"]
Shadow keeva laughed slightly and grinned at Ron. "It's fun but only if it's consensual."
Ron flushed six different shades of red. [i "You can...that's...do girls really..."]
He tilted his head up towards Harry. [i "You knew about this and didn't tell me?"]
Harry shrugged in response. [b "I don't exactly have the biological equipment to demonstrate it for you. And I'm not sure how that would have come up in any conversation we've ever had. Like, ever."]
Hermione rolled her eyes. [i "At least you had the intelligence not to ask me to demonstrate. I'd have killed you before you even had to worry about Voldemort."]
Shadow keeva laughed and hugged him. "A little excited, are we?" She teased and smiled. She grabbed his head and gently squished him in her breasts watching Ron.
George smirked. Sending buttons flying in every direction, he ripped his dress shirt open and bared his bare chest to her. [i "Have your way with me, then!"]
"Georgie, you want to show your dear little brother what I'm talking about?" She cooed and smirked.
Ron frowned in confusion. [i "What's a motorboat?"]
[b "I don't reckon they have many motorized boats in the wizarding world,"] Harry snorted.
[i "I'm experienced!"] Ron focused on the second remark. [i "I took Padma's sister to the dance!"]
[i "That counts for absolutely nothing, little brother,"] George taunted.
Keeva's shadow laughed and grinned at Ron. "You've never motorboated a woman before, have you, Ronald? You're rather.... Inexperienced compared to most boys your age."
[i "Get it off! Get it off!"] Ron backed up, tripping on his feet and falling on his rump.
[b "It was nice knowing you, Ron. We'll all say nice things at your funeral,"] Harry assured him, struggling to keep a straight face.
Keeva's shadow giggled and hugged him tightly smushing his face in her ample chest.
[i "I haven't done anything to anyone,"] Ron looked absolutely horrified at the idea of a curse. [i "I swear!"]
[b "You know, Luna's always warning you about those Nargles. Maybe you should have listened to her,"] Harry answered.
[i "Nargles can do that?"] the redhead paled further.
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