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"good boy." She chirped and smiled. She sipped her absinthe and smirked.
Seamus' face was nearly as red as the Weasley siblings' hair. He tried to stammer out an argument, but everything fell flat as he found nothing that could defend himself. Fred let the bottle go, following her orders to allow him one more drink. [i "I'd savour it, if I were you. Might be the last drink you have for a long time,"] he clapped Seamus on the shoulder.
"no, she did." She corrected and grinned. "I never made such a promise.... However... Freddie, let him have this one drink and then tomorrow wee Seamus can follow keeva around the school and do whatever she asks like a loyal Irish wolfhound..... Does that sound like a deal, wee lamb?"
The surrounding group made a collective groan of both second-hand embarrassment and pure disgust. [i "That's it! Seamus is cut off! There'll be no drunken boob grabbing for Mr Finnegan,"] Fred yanked the beer bottle from Seamus' hand.
[i "You said you wouldn't tell!"] Seamus fought to keep the drink in his clutches.
She grinned and said. "My fellow Irishman got a little too drunk and decided that the real me's breasts made good pillows and well...." She smirked and looked at seamus. "poor Seamus has been trying to make it up to her ever since."
[i "You wouldn't dare,"] the Irishman narrowed his eyes, too intoxicated to do anything but call her bluff.
shadow keeva smirked at seamus and asked. "you wanna tell them or should I?"
They all whipped around to look at Seamus from across the room. [i "He said it was because he accidentally stepped on a Beauxbattons student's dress!"] Ron blurted out.
[b "To be fair, we should have known it wasn't the truth. Who hit him? I need to know so I can high five her,"] Harry smirked, taking a drink of his spiked punch.
"we're just warning him... because well, you remember how last year during the yule ball, seamus came back with a big red handprint on his face?" shadow keeva said floating next to the twins.
[i "Just gotta find a girl that'll consent to you doing it,"] Fred and George roared simultaneously with laughter.
Even Harry had a hard time fighting back a smirk. [b "Is it really fair to tease him when he's this drunk?"]
Shadow keeva laughed slightly and grinned at Ron. "It's fun but only if it's consensual."
Ron flushed six different shades of red. [i "You can...that's...do girls really..."]
He tilted his head up towards Harry. [i "You knew about this and didn't tell me?"]
Harry shrugged in response. [b "I don't exactly have the biological equipment to demonstrate it for you. And I'm not sure how that would have come up in any conversation we've ever had. Like, ever."]
Hermione rolled her eyes. [i "At least you had the intelligence not to ask me to demonstrate. I'd have killed you before you even had to worry about Voldemort."]
Shadow keeva laughed and hugged him. "A little excited, are we?" She teased and smiled. She grabbed his head and gently squished him in her breasts watching Ron.
George smirked. Sending buttons flying in every direction, he ripped his dress shirt open and bared his bare chest to her. [i "Have your way with me, then!"]
"Georgie, you want to show your dear little brother what I'm talking about?" She cooed and smirked.
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